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It’s live! iOS is live!
CrashPlayer has officially landed on the App Store.
Which means… yes.
You can now run Crash BASIC experiences on iPhone Obligatory Link.
No setup. No friction. Just tap and go.
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Now, real talk for a second.
iOS plays by different rules than the rest of our world.
Every update has to go through review, which means CrashPlayer might lag behind the latest features you’re seeing elsewhere—for now.
We’re working through that.
We need to establish a steady update cadence with Apple so everything stays in sync and predictable. That’s not something you brute-force. That’s something you learn, tune, and stabilize.
And we will. We just submitted 1.0.1 with CrashCORE 1.9.1 attached, so hopefully it won't take too long to stay in sync!
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The important part?
We’re in.
Crash BASIC now has a real foothold on iOS.
That means:
- Your experiences can reach more people
- Testing on real devices just got easier
- “Build. Break. Fix. Make.” now fits in your pocket
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If you hit something weird, tell us.
If something feels out of sync, tell us.
This is the part where we tighten the loop.
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We’ll get faster.
We’ll get smoother.
We’ll get this dialed in.
For now?
Go make something.
And then run it on your phone.
…that quiet voice?
Yeah.
It’s saying “go.” 🚀